January 2012
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THERE ARE A LOT OF FUCKIN ILLEGAL FIREWORKS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT
I AM LEGITIMATELY FEARING FOR MY LIFE IT OSUNDS LIKe SOMEONE IS GOIGN TO BLOW UP THE HOUSE LMAO
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“i will shit in the throat of anyone who tells me that banning “was” from essay...”
– why doesn’t anybody ever ask me out on hot dates (via feferi)
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i thought to myself
am i ever on anyone’s tumblr crushes???
the answer is no.
December 2011
just signed up for my first class for the digital arts minor i want to tack on
slowly throws any chance at a future income down the drain
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i was trying to come up with humanstuck designs based on etymological analysis of the trolls names, and came across a problem
specifically: gamzee
i don’t think gamzee would be a juggalo as a human. he’s more like some sort of hyperreligious cultist in troll culture, not just a burnout who listens to icp. i mean, he fucked up the whole session because icp made him angry, i...
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basstrip asked: can i be your snake quadrant
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Now that i know my cousin reads fanfiction the only thing i can think every time i see her on her laptop is “I wonder if she’s reading gay porn.”
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tumblorica:
tragicloveinthebackofanimpala:
mcavoyhasladyhips:
one half of tumblr: “I just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you I love you”
other half of tumblr: “Unf I want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up...
gogogadjetpenis:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
nigga-moon:
lol
a lot of teenagers on this site manage to reblog posts like, “u shouldn’t call women hors! you shouldn’t slut shame!” when they know damn well they talk shit about the girl in their school who slept with 20 different guys
lol
ya’ll ain’t slick
nope
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“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via madeinkashmir)
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
adora-bloodthirsty:
penotbutter:
kottykuns:
hellacoolfunnyyurikid:
princessblaine:
killthecandylady:
rockinrye:
do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com.
wtf
wait seriously
It begins
really
signal...
what kind of earrings should i make btw??
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piratenkoenigin:
god you know what level i really hate on banjo-kazooie
clanker’s cavern
i can’t remember why but i distinctly recall hating it
matt where are you
i found you a friend
also i feel like the responses to that post that are like
oh but i should be able to critique it’s how artists improve!!!! they need it!!! etc!!! or whatever are really concerning because what the hell kind of mindset do you have to be in where
walking up to someone and giving them advice they didn’t ask for on something they didn’t make for anyone’s enjoyment but their...
i literally cannot stop posting in srsdiscussion
The Player Prophet: tessen: feferi: also here’s a... →
hatsforyourfingertips:
tessen:
feferi:
also here’s a concept that may be hard for you guys to understand
just because someone posts something in a public forum
doesn’t mean they always want critique!!
sometimes artists draw — gasp — just for FUN.
in some circles, if they don’t ask you for critique,…
IMO … if you post something online, people should be allowed to respond to it in...
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catbountry:
handingoutbricklers:
robotlyra:
If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make...
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pragmatician replied to your post: also here’s a concept that may be hard for you…
there are those people who want ~~C&C~~ and then get annoyed if you say anything bout it ho
there are always going to be those people and they’re …yeah.
but also i find that many people critiquing don’t really know what to critique?? like if you just dump a giant wall of text on...
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also here’s a concept that may be hard for you guys to understand
just because someone posts something in a public forum
doesn’t mean they always want critique!!
sometimes artists draw — gasp — just for FUN.
in some circles, if they don’t ask you for critique, it’s fucking RUDE to give it. i know you’re sitting on your art high horse ranting on and on...
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i dont see nearly as many people critique artists who aren’t super popular
even with obvious anatomy flaws not a single person has ever dedicated a snide reblog to picking out things that are wrong with my art, even when it’s gotten a couple hundred notes
if it’s not just because you’re bitter about their popularity
then start pointing out flaws in other people’s...
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“SPEAKER MANUFACTURER’S loudspeakers have gained an enormous following and...”
– every speaker ad ever
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ugh all these petty arguments and debates about anatomy and ~popular artists~ and Whether Or Not They Deserve It™
all i think is SPARKLEDOGSSPARKLEDOGSSPARKLEDOGSSPARKLEDOGS
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eric: why the fuck
eric: someone needs to snap a telephone pole off in those developer's asses
eric: i always thought they were all like, new and hip web designers
eric: that embraced technology
eric: and weren't microsoft
eric: they're clearly microsoft
eric: yup. i am become microsoft, the destroyer of worlds
eric: it was in the bhagavad gita, i checked.
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“Well then we’re pretty fucked, Grandma.”
– My cousin during a game of dominoes
Wow i hate when you have to remove yourself from something you really wanted to participate in because you cant stand someone else there
121 wpm on my second try
im a level 90 basement dweller
indyfoot:
pompadoursandpincurls:
veggielezzyfemmie:
I can type 68 words per minute.
What about you?
87, first try.
96….ladies
104 and i woke up less than 5 minutes ago
get on my dick
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